This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

A monumental win, followed by a ridiculous fail...

Saturday, November 7, 2020 we learned that the 4 year long season of American Horror Story: White House of Darkness was coming to an end with the election of Joe Biden for President!

There was great celebration in the streets here and abroad! Seriously, Paris, London, and Berlin actually partied in the streets, too! Can you imagine how terrible you had to be at your job that cities across the globe revel in your forced retirement?!

But, not only did Uncle Joe become President-Elect, which is a fitting achievement for his storied career; but we were also blessed with an amazing first: Kamala Harris is now Vice President- Elect!

Yes, you read that right, a WOMAN, is now VP-Elect! And not just any woman: a Howard University-educated, Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.-pledged, Haitian father and Indian mother-birthed BLACK WOMAN was elected to the second highest position in these United States of America! Whew, chile, the tears!

And because of such a monumental achievement, we have artists who want to memorialize this occasion through their selected medium. And on the heels of her acceptance speech, this pic began floating about the innanets:

Whyforecomethis?!? See this? This is what we ain’t finna do! This is worse than anything they did with Obama and Dr. King. Like you ain’t even get a real pic of Harriet, y’all got Cynthia Erivo in costume. Why Kamala in a kangol?!! What’s wrong with Shirley’s hands? Why Sojourner ain’t even got cards? Did she Uno and out?! And why are Toni and Maya overseeing a bid whist game from heaven?!

I can’t, I’m leaving! And this is why we can't have nice things!

See y'all at the inauguration!